Shilpa Shetty and the bee

On one fine day, Shilpa Shetty had gone to the cosmetic surgeon to get a check up because ever since her nose job, every few days she was facing a problem. Any ways, the problem wasn't too major. But getting out of the house on a day when she was looking so supremely ugly wasn't easy since the new found fame after some weeping and anti- racism gyan she had put up and the IPL team she was starting and an ugly man she was marrying and yeah to summarize it all she was the new sexy thing on the block and the loving and obnoxious paparazzi that the celebrities claimed to hate but on a day like this when her nose wasn't looking so fine, a bad hair day and to make things worse she had a brand new pimple coming up. Dear god, what miseries she had in her life and with her very visible pimple who cares about the millions of people going hungry every day, or artificial intelligence, or corruption, her pimple and slightly crooked nose would make headlines. Some how the paparazzi were always round the corner with cameras in their hands, on other days it was an assurance that her new found fame wasn't lost but today it was a menace as this P.B.T ( pretty bland thing) didn't want the world to see her occasional ugly days.
She walked out of the hospital wearing a veil, trying to be careful so that the paparazzi wouldn't notice it was her. She walked into her car and driver saabh put madamji safely in the car.


She was on the road to home, where she was going to be hiding until her ugliness would get diluted for the world does not understand it is only human to have ugly days. She resented looking in the mirror and amidst all the terrible things she was going through, her car broke down. Oh the frustration, her driver was trying to fix her care. As she was contemplating suicide, she saw a bee and she hated arthropods except of coarse crabs but she was devoid of beautiful crab meat since her fitness vows. The bee was a male and male bee's get rather unfortunate treatment, just after they have mated that bitch of a queen bee falls on him and he dies and then goes to bee heaven and is acknowledged for his contribution to the bee population and "such as viscous nature" is the consolation he is offered. But for this lucky bastard of a male bee her set his eyes on the most beautiful thing he had ever seen and yes she happened to be Shilpa Shetty and his tiny brains couldn't see her ugly phase. Her was in love with her, her loved being in love with a different species all together. He wanted her but he knew the minute she would look at him. Anyways, her car finally got fixed and off she went while this poor chap was left to that female bitch of a bee and Shilpa Shetty went back to an even uglier husband.
Moral of the story- love is blind and karma is a bitch.

P.S- Please forgive this crap for wasting how many ever seconds it has wasted. Forgiveness for my instinct tells me I'm suffering from intellectual decay and good luck for life folks!